To Whom It May Concern

Disclaimer:
By sending an email to ANY of my addresses you are agreeing that:

  1. I am by definition, “the intended recipient”
  2. All information in the email is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to. In particular, I may quote it on usenet.
  3. I may take the contents as representing the views of your company.
  4. This overrides any disclaimer or statement of confidentiality that may be included on your message.

(words via John Sullivan)